Quotes and Credits
Credits
Executive Producer Matthew Scott Harris
Writer Matthew Scott Harris
Director Matthew Scott Harris
Annabelle Deanna Dunagan
Ivan Harlan Hogan
Mary Mary Kay Cook
Chance Pullman Paul Turner
Action Director Kristen Garcia
Producer Christopher W. Marty
Producer Mary Kay Cook
Handsome Train Man Dale Rivera
Marco's girl Jane Riven
Ernest Devon Sarver
Bertrum Dalton Sarver
Chef Two Jose Padilla
Chef Juanson Rosario Orasco
Dr. Altersing Lucas K. Peterson
Jack Hammer Dave Pavlatos
Marco's server James Madla
Basketball Player Jon Lotesto
Rosemary Theresa O'Drobinak
Comic Book Geek Calvin Marty
Harold Herbert Rian Jairell
Ace Adam Harris
Big Assed Female Kimberly Lee
Typical Balding Male Douglas Lee
Digital Artist: Rusted Rhino Intro Andrew M. Collins
Production Companies Rusted Rhino Production Company
Distributors Cinequest Distribution
Chance's daughter Maddy Turner
Sword / Cell Phone Guy / Dick Jordan Varichak
Dark Angel / More mams Karen Viesselman
Action Director Kristen Garcia
Fairly Fit Guy Brian Sellett
Molly Kiernan Shipka
Beer Belly Hanlon Smith-Dorsey
Adam Casey Turner
Lily Kathryn Saldinger
Marco Marco Kyris
Victoria Elizabeth Laidlaw
Santos Sandra Delgado
Grace Sarah VonderHaar
Waters Ricky Rodriguez
Montgomery Duke Mike O'Connell
Young Hank Romell Bryant
Bob Kevin Abercrombie
Frizy Elizabeth Gabel
Hank Cedric Young
Cooter Johnson Dave Freund
Matilda Mary Beth Dolan
Angel / Bigger breasts Rose Cole
Chance's wife Judy Clement
Memorable Quotes:
"Molly: Are you big enough to play professional football?
Chance Pullman: Probably. I am six-foot-three, but I've gained so much weight - I only appear to be five-foot-nine.
Molly: Huh? "
"Ivan: When the time comes, you'll know what to do, completely. "